Loaded Dice
Jan 5, 2022

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After Jony Ive was exorcised, Apple MacBook design team seems to have crawled from the drain hole they had explored earlier, trying to make their laptops as thin and light as butterfly’s touch-sensitive wings. However, it looks like the aforementioned hole just can’t stay flushed and sealed, so Dell now begins the downward travel.

They even managed to excise headphone jack from this apple-infused alteration of XPS. Apple, to note, hadn’t the courage to remove it.

Of course, why shouldn’t Dell think they have a guarantee of success? After all, Lenovo had already tried… and stays in business.

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Loaded Dice

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