Case of the Luftwaffe leak

When the German Ministry of Defence publishes press statement by Minister Pistorius concerning leaked WebEx conference call between Bundeswehr soldiers about possible attack on Russia and protects it with 4-digit password 1234,

which is written openly under the link to corresponding file,

one may suspect that we don’t even need mystic-veiled quantum computers to shatter modern (supposedly healthy) practices of cryptography.

Disclaimer: I strive to use dedicated login/password pair for each moderately relevant service. And because of this, duty calls me to address German rump army officers, who are being nudged toward active participation in Ukraine war with Russia (as well as to my frequent opponent Cornelius Schnapps from Flibusta):

RUN, YOU ASSHOLES.

Last time, your attempt of Drang nach Osten led to Unter den Linden being transformed into quite veritable embodiment of Wells’ dark prophecy from The Shape of Things to Come. And then German army was in much better shape than now, during proxy sham of WWIII.