The President’s brain is missing

After much suspenseful waiting, gloomy and inclement, but highly likely true, reason of the cognitive problems that plague both Biden’s campaigns is found…

It seems that the President’s brain is missing not because of Alzheimer’s disease, but due to kuru?

Definitely, even the best puppet masters sometimes struggle with the multitudinal degrees of freedom that the free world demonstrates on the other end of the string.

The simplest temporary final solution? Vote for a third (fourth, fifth et al.) independent candidate each time you’re locked in a vicious cycle of repulsion toward both options that the bicameral Cathedral is preaching ad nauseam.

That’s what I’d have done as a Russian-born expat,

or in the US — on the worldline where I have a right to vote for the Lord Mayor of the Shining City on the Hill.

Remember that even Asimov’s Mayor Branno, seemingly able to establish the Second Galactic Empire, ending Interregnum in half a time planned by Seldon, found a courage to admit that this is solely due to external manipulation, and not only the Second Foundation, but possibly even a third side exists.