The best of all possible days for this thread to arrive under Richard Kemp’s on-duty parody of analytics…

was the day when Secretary Blinken, during a morbid visit to the Ukraine, contemplated rows of freshly-dug military graves, his face lacking all expression.

Waiting for a remake of this classic British gem, with the obvious choice of Zelensky to play the main role, and Kemp, Boris Johnson & Wallace as supporting cast.