Loaded Dice
3 min readNov 25, 2023

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Suddenly, one of the most distasteful hypotheses about the reason of the current state of affairs in the Ukraine war rings larger than true: Zelensky’s business confidant-turned-majority whip in the Ukrainian Parlament, David Arakhamiya, casually alludes that none other than Boris Johnson, HM the Queen’s Agent of Chaos, dismantled Istanbul agreements of March 2022.

Indeed, it was Boris who ordered Zelensky to continue war without halt. Hmm… Who woulda thunk that Kremlin propaganda was right after all.

Thus spake David, from under peaky blinder:

They really hoped almost to the last moment that they would force us to sign such an agreement so that we would take neutrality. It was the most important thing for them. They were prepared to end the war if we agreed to, — as Finland once did, — neutrality, and committed that we would not join NATO.

Moreover, when we returned from Istanbul, Boris Johnson came to Kyiv and said that we would not sign anything with them at all, and let’s just fight.

Narrator’s Voice:

That didn’t help Boris to stay at No. 10. That won’t help him to return there: Larry the cat, the one true leader of the Brits, shall ensure Boris remains evicted.

However, for Johnson’s crime he (along with some of his cronies) should be brought to answer before the unavoidable International Criminal Tribunal for the Former/Latter/YouNameIt Ukraine.

I have a slight hope that Daily Mail, too, will be prosecuted for their editorial priorities. Saith the Lord: The newsfeed cannot live on influencers flaunting toned abs alone.

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Loaded Dice

We begin with the bold premise that the goal of war is a victory over the enemy. Slavic Lives Matter