Litterboxing PMcat

One might surmise that something is rotten in your Kingdom, maybe a dead rat of some kind, when Chief Mouser to the Cabinet has more of the uninterrupted state service time, political, and combat experience than the King, the Prime Minister, Speaker of the House of Commons, and Lord Speaker combined.

Hardly a wonder that Twitter includes him to the list of the relevant people.

Larry’s popularity in the UK right now may reach record highs: of all even remotely intellectual folks who are still associated with the Tories, Chief Mouser is probably the wisest and the least corrupted by power. Hurry to hearken when he speaks, for 17 years is, alas, quite a hoary age for a cat.

Similarly to the late Queen, Larry’s title nowadays should be spelled with a “The”.

Larry the Cat, the one true leader of the Brits, serves proudly to the Commonwealth of Nations and what is now left of the British Empire for 13 years, since 2011, whereas Charles III, Rishi Sunak, Lindsay Hoyle, and John McFall, taken together, struggle for the record of work of ~10 years only.

British readers, please remember, it’s highly likely that your next PM will go down in history solely due to the fact that (s)he will have helped Larry to break a record of the most PMs the resident cat in the English government has successively served under.

Even more probable is the extinction-level event for the Tories on July the 4th.

Then Larry shall be designated as the first resident English government cat who outlasted the whole political party.