Keep the wort
In Russian slang of the Nineteen-Nineties and the Mighty Naughts, less so of modernity, US dollars are often called капуста (cabbage), due to, naturally, green colour of banknotes printed according to classic design. Post-2004 series incorporate other colours, so maybe because of that change the slang term’s popularity has since diminished somewhat.
Taking that into consideration, I was very glad to see genuine confirmation of the US currency stability from Biden,
despite exponential explosion of the debt.
So rare as a day in June.
At least, in captions… keep your wort with gusto and print it with flying colours. Maybe in the next joint Afghan-Ukrainian democracy building offensive people like Kobra Hassani will fare better than sorts of Mustafa Nayyem.
But today Alzheimer clearly has an edge.