Interpretatio boti

Inside comment section of The Verge’s article about Bing chatbot some unknown pundit of the Terrestrial infosphere saith thusly:

Good I hadn’t pinned my hopes on reception such as these when I was 3 to 5 years old and had a limited understanding of mapping phonemes to graphemes of three alphabetic systems already, starting from Greek for some reason now obscure to me.

To put this another way round, there’s no way you could escape acidulated generalizations given by folks in midlife crisis from the lower part of the Internet.

They had already been given a computer once. Each of them.