Biden, Zelensky, and Netanyahu were the best Trump’s campaign managers in the Known Universe since the last fall. Efficiently and with gusto are they leading him to victory in rematch, an achievement not seen since the times of Grover Cleveland.

Disclaimer incoming: I’m not an American citizen and as such ain’t eligible to vote, but had I had a right to do so, I’d choose the third option, i.e., RFK Jr & Nicole.